- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

A man did not like this site

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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