Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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Anti Joke

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