- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Men's rights

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

why dont they make black forks

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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