An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Yo Momma So Fat!

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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