:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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