- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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