- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

What's just not right? Left

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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