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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

A Mormon walks into a bar

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Andoni was here

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

A Mormon walks into a bar

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Andoni was here

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name