- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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