Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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You are joking right?

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And you honored it I see :P

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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