- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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