How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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Ross.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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