- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Im taking a shit right now.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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