A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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