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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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