How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Communism hehe xd

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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