- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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