- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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