- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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