- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Eric is gay Ha

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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