What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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No

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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