Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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