- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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