Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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