Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

sky silverstein

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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