your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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