- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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