- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

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