Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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knock knock Goodbye

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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