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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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