Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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What's just not right? Left

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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