- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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