Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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