Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A house comes around the corner.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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Boner

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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