- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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