- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

I agree to the terms and conditions

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Cancer

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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