Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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