What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Peas

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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