If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

God is real.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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