Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

God is real.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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