Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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