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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

So these two girls have a cup .

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

How old are you? 7

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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