- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Tony Romo

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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