- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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