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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Go away still nothing to see

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