Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Where's my baby??

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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