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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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