- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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