- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

There's no "i" in tim.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

Your mamas so fat. She fat.

Why was Timmy sad?

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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