whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

OBAMA

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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