You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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That's Racist

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