What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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Good.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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A black man walks into a book store.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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a retard lost...

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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