- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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