Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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c+t+c?

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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