A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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