How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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