What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

People Eating Tasty Animals

Kah-________-

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

What is Earth made out of? Earth

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

your mom

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

i love antijokes

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

This is not a good joke.

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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