- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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