What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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A black goes to college

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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baby loves lalma

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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