A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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