- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

I can Nazi

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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