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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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Tennesse

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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