theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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