A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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I'm taken

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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