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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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PENlS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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who smells? •Liam

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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