A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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