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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

My mom.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

Chuck Norris

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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