Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Trashcan!

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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