Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Looks through the peephole.

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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What sucks?

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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