only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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Anti Joke

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