- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

A Mexican walks into a club.

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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