Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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I like to eat people

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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whos gay? you are

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