Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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A black goes to college

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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Anti Joke

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