What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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What is the difference between a duck?

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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What's up? The sky.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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The 19th Amendment

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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