Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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your mom

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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