Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

ha.

what is stupid and reading this you

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

Ham sandwich

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

Boobs are nasty!

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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