- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

Where's my tractor?

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Yes. Just Yes.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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