can't wait until the baby boomers die

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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A fat boy walked into a party

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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