- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A blind man walks into a bar

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

Potato.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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