What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Whats9+10 19

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22

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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whats better than 24................. 25

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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